Franklin Square Office Center

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  Now with a methadone clinic on premises, along with the drug-riddled crime haven Knights Inn directly in front of it, this has become a scary dangerous place to be alone,after dark, and/or especially female. Other than that, the place has a neat little village vibe as it was formerly a shopping center, now many independent businesses' offices. It's like what the Disney dwarves would've lived in, had they all found chick dwarves or all procreated with Snow White and had their own little half-pint families and wanted separate living quarters to deter adultery and inbreeding, but still wanted to stay close, as it's a pain in the *** for a peck to have to do any kind of work, home repair, getting stuff of of any of the shelves above a knee-high level, etc. Especislky if they're on their own. Like if theres two of 'em together, one could work the pedals while the other sits in the seat and operates the steering wheel, pretending to be just one real person. But alone, you don't want them shifty little buggers on the road with you. I'm just sayin'. You DON'T want that... Just lock your doors, and definitely don't keep valuables in your car, especially visible, and set up some old fashioned mousetraps in your vehicle before you exit and lock it up. I highly recommend keeping a stun gun, mace spray, an old fashioned medieval mace, pepper spray, CCW, etc on your person for protection as well! And if you're THAT guy, double check that you locked your damn car up good so the missing person in your trunk doesn't pop out and scare the ever-loving yesterday's lunch out of someone again trying to escape your basement dungeon. PLEASE.
  By Junk Nuggz, March 07, 2018

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